Funny Valentine Quotes 2023

Check out these Funny Valentine Quotes, read and enjoy. Celebrate valentine's day on 14th Feburary and just you can use these valentine funny quotes which are not only humorous but hillarious as well.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Rita Rudner

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland

I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
Tracy Smith

I love making friends. It’s people I can’t stand.
Linus

Hope you enjoyed reading the funny valentines quotes and sincerely hoping that you enjoy reading the following funny valentines quotes too.

I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
Dorothy Parker

I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Hilaire Belloc

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Groucho Marx

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
Yiddish Proverb

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
Basta

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde