Funny Valentine Quotes 2017
Funny Valentine Quotes, read and enjoy. Celebrate valentine's day on 14th Feburary and just you can use these valentine funny quotes which are not only humorous but hillarious as well.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
I love making friends. It’s people I can’t stand.
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
I’m tired of love; I’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
Three things can't be hidden: coughing, poverty, and love.
Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.