Funny Valentine Poems 2023

Funny Valentines Day Poems 2023

Funny Valentine Poems No. 1
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You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.

Funny Valentine Day Poem No. 2
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Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.

You help me, but sometimes,
need me to teach you to play.

So smile 'cause I love you
On this Valentines Day!


Funny Valentine Poems No. 3
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Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together
Just you and me, sweet bliss
When the moon begins to eclipse we'll be in each others arms
I never knew how much of a sweet tart you could be
There are zero people like you
Your my lifesaver in this unforgiving world
I love all your little snickers
And I feel safe when you wrap your butterfingers around me
I want to share all of your kisses
Now and later, always and forever
Your all the payday I'll ever need
I wouldn't trade you for 100 grand
All because I love my sweet gummy bear


Funny Valentine Day Poem No. 4
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This is the love I have for you.
One= cannot be undone
Two= oh boy! do I love you!
Three= just you and me
Four= please don’t close the door
Five= you make me feel alive!
Six= let's get hitched!
Seven= oh! I'm in heaven!
Eight= please don’t make me wait
Nine= be mine!
Ten= we can! oh can't you see?

my heart beats with glee!